Wednesday, November 09, 2005

What the hell is wrong with Washington?


this new smoking ban is ridiculous. I mean, c'mon people. Where are we supposed to go? You already have it so we can't smoke in almost all restaurants. Now you want to take the option of those small few from us. You want it so business owners can't decide on their own if they want to be a smoking bar or not. There's plenty of non smoking bars. Go there. Fine, no smoking in bars. Fine, I can deal with that...Barely. But to tag on that whole stupid 25 foot from all windows, doors, or ventilation....that's just stoopit. I mean, really, where are we supposed to go? Take Capitol Hill for example. We have to go into the street to smoke. Maybe you don't care. Maybe you're just a fascist pig who had to give up smoking because your wife wouldn't kiss you anymore, and you're pissed that other people still get to smoke. You really make me not want to quit. You make me want to blow smoke in doors and windows. You make me want to punch kittens. What's next? Ban coffee because you don't like the smell? Or how about cooking food in your apartment? I don't want to smell your dinner. It could kill me. Or everyone needs to stop driving cars. It's polluting the air. Everyone has to walk now. Unless you do your driving 25 miles from any public place. Bite me. Anyway...What's new with you?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uhhh...I think someone needs to calm down...maybe go take a break, have a cigarette...oh, wait, you can't! hee hee, huddle

Bart said...

I feel your pain. I dont even smoke and i think its bunk. Sorry smokers. The world has turned against you. Its a dark time to be nicotine savvy.

metalpig said...

I'm not a smoker so it doesn't even effect me, but ... wait a minute it does effect me now. I gotta listen to you complain about it when you should be outside smoking. :P

jtruss said...

I thought you quit. Hey nice sketch there too.

geenpool said...

uh, i don't smoke...i don't know what your talking about...okay, okay...i do, but i'm quiting two weeks after the wife and i get the referral photo...but still....25 ft??!??