nippleman

just something I drew whilst my computer was exporting...He's basically evil eye, but taller and with more detail...But same basic nipples. But his favorite color is green. I didn't have any pink colored pencils...But I'm thinking if I do anything with him, his speedos will be pink, and his boots and gloves will be a red to pink gradient. Or something. Maybe white...For lactation...Or something. Anyway...Feel free to judge it harshly...Just keep in mind that I'm in a fragile state of mind at the moment....And a really harsh criticism of this might send me over the edge. I might snap and start killing people with my tongue hair. So be careful.

still no travel date

so quit asking...sheesh. well, you can still ask...didn't mean to snap at you..but i've been under a lot of pressure at work, you know how it goes baby, wait...don't leave...anyway, while you're out don't forget the creamed corn. Daddy likes.

Georgetown artjam was awesome!!!

awwwwww yeah....Augie and his friend Corrie Greening put together an awesome thang this past Saturday. It was an live artjam! A bunch of artists getting together at the 9lb hammer, and painting in front of drinking customers! It was bitchin'! It was a bit nerve wracking to say the least. When my turn came I didn't realize that I was nervous, but my hand was shaking..Odd...Anyway...The art was then put up for sale in an adjacent room, and the art couldn't be priced for over fifty bucks!! So, people got some great art for cheap prices! I'm totally going to do it again, but this time, I'll stay later...Here's some photos of the evening stolen from Augie's blog. Enjoy.

you can just make out my shoulder on the right here...The only way I could tell it was me is by my hawt new red and white sneakers, and my buff butt.

Karin rocked it with a chicken/jawa painting. This guy bought it. He doesn't really know how lucky he is. Next time, I wanna collaborate with Karin...She totally rocks.

Here's a colab piece betwixt Joe Kresoja and Shane white. Awesomeness.

Here's Bart's piece! He's awesome as well...in fact, if you kids have any hot sisters for him to date, feel free to email me or him and hook him up. He's nice to the ladies.

and here's an image of my and Corrie's pieces. Photo's not the best quality, but it's me pregnant. That's kinda on my mind at the moment. my piece was mostly sharpie, and it sold!! Oh my goodness! My first sell! Apparently achohol inhibits some peoples ability to reason. Mainly the guy who bought that piece. Anyway...It was fun. You should try it, I highly recommend it.

oh, and sorry it's been a while since my last post...I've been kinda freaking out 'bout how cute my future daughter is. I'll let you all know once we get a travel date and such. As for now, keep your head held high, and your hands in your pockets, but always keep your wallet in your front pocket when in large crowds. And don't forget to brush.

Here she is....

so all you boys back off!! Here is Esther Xiao Pan Blakefield (still debating on combining them to form the giant crimefighting mega space robot: Xiaopan). She's gorgeous, and already a super model. Awesome!! Look at that punum. Fierce!!!! So far her health looks good. I mean, look at those cheeks.

So, I'm going to freak out now, so I'll talk at you later. Peas out.