and a guy in a straight jacket....naked. and stuff....so...uh.....yeah....it's not supposed to be me...at least I don't think so...uh....bye?
Schmiddy inspired me to doodle some ladies. So I did...you gotta problem with that? Take it up with Schmiddy and his guns.
My sister-in-law wanted me to sketch her something for her myspace account...so I did these. The first one is her, and the second is because she likes carebears. So I made one up. Hope she likes 'em.
this guy really loves his mint chocochip icecream. I'm still debating whether there should be outlines or nots...I guess I'll decide once I start the paintin'...
I got my new tattoo. The kid who did it redrew my cartoony design and made it cool and manly. Here you can see it in all it's macho glory, along with a picture of my really manly Godzilla that I got on ebay. Notice the really cool hair cuff on my wrist. I'm thinking of shaving my arms 'cept for the sweatbands made of hair...it'll make me millions...bwwwwahahahahaha. Feel free to pre-order.
here's my submission for Illustration Friday's "Rain"...I was going to paint it, but then I ran outta time. Then, a bunch of rabid monkeys stole my paints, and I had to chase them all the way to Omaha and battle the Giant Squid Bee, it was pretty trying on my ever-receding hairline. Oh, and there were cute kittens with razor sharp claws, who tried to knead my flesh off. So, yeah. There you go.
I just wanna dance!!!! Or sing...or something....anyway...this is for Illustration Friday. So don't be hatin'.
yeah, I know...I was procrastinating...got a problem with that?!? You do? Why, I didn't know you cared that much...wow...I'm nearly speachless...not quite, but almost....I'm speachless to the point of adding a bunch of dots at the end of sentences.....yeah, I know....why, thank you, I do have a nice bum....I've been working out....what? No, I couldn't...well, okay...meet me on the docks in five minutes. If I don't show up, just wait longer.
and post a couple of warmups I did this mornin'. Anyhoo, for those of you who care, no new news on Esther's arrival. Could be as late as December (worst case senerio), so huddle wants to get a puppy. I think that's a great idea. But, then again, I'm a puppy person, so I may be a bit biased. Anyhoo...uh...That's all for now...Well, that, and I really have to tinkly. So, I'll see you later kids. Wert.
she just turned 15. She has a little thing for tinkerbell, and she likes skull tattoos...so I combined them. I made her a little more brunette and a little more sexy...because tinkerbell is sexy...werd.
sorry it took me soooooo long to post this, let alone anything...but bloggers been acting up today...i think it needed a time out.
so i did a rendition of Red. With a warped right foot...and stuff...so there.
here's a new painting i did at art night last week...he's sick with the man udders. It's really sad actually.
and here's my new tat design...i wanted to kinda have a funkier version for meself but still keep it in the american traditional vein. I'm gunna talk with an artist this weekend and let him have a shot at it with color and whatnots...anyhoo...chaio.
the topic you ask? why it's "sorry"...of course. This is based on a true story that happened to a friend of mine...not me, no, really...so anyway, I was walking down the street, I mean, my friend was walking down the street, and this purple monster guy just pulled my arm right off. Anyway, my friend couldn't belive it...but the guy apologized and stuck it back on...so now my, I mean, his arm works just fine...you can't even tell it ever came off.
this one "angels and devils". I just wanted to draw a hot devil chick. But, all I could draw was this one. Sigh, someday....
one of my favorite Chuck Jones characters. I always loved her design. As well as her animation. When she would disappear in a cloud of smoke and hairpins...Brilliant. This is my rendition of her. It's not nearly as good as the original, but I added boobies...pointy, old lady boobies. Whoot.
just some monday morning sketches to warm up me quickly stiffening hands and brain...sigh...you ever have those days where you just don't feel like you can draw? That you have no actual creativity, and you're just a hack, and that you should just give up, because everyone knows that you're a hack and are just too nice to tell you, so they let you vainly continue on all the while tisk tisk-ing thinking "what a sad, sad little bald man". No? Uh, me either. I was just curious. I read somewhere that some people think that....sooooo, uh...yeah....
