okay...so I came up with this lil guy last night. I like him, but I'm not sure if he's something I saw before and I'm just barfing up my own version or not...anyway, if anyone knows if I'm ripping someone off, please, PLEASE let me know. But anyway, these are about in the order I drewed him...his outfit started out as a Venetian pole guy, but then I threw on a french hat...so I dunno...his name is Hank. He likes rice crispy squares.
yeah, I know...I was procrastinating...got a problem with that?!? You do? Why, I didn't know you cared that much...wow...I'm nearly speachless...not quite, but almost....I'm speachless to the point of adding a bunch of dots at the end of sentences.....yeah, I know....why, thank you, I do have a nice bum....I've been working out....what? No, I couldn't...well, okay...meet me on the docks in five minutes. If I don't show up, just wait longer.
So this is what I drew inbetwixed sessions of Guitar hero. And, yes, the last one is heavily influenced by Shane Glines, but I was trying to change it a bit so's not to end up one of the many Glines ripoffs that are out there...and I wanted to draw boobies. giggle, giggle, snort. Let me know what you think.
and post a couple of warmups I did this mornin'. Anyhoo, for those of you who care, no new news on Esther's arrival. Could be as late as December (worst case senerio), so huddle wants to get a puppy. I think that's a great idea. But, then again, I'm a puppy person, so I may be a bit biased. Anyhoo...uh...That's all for now...Well, that, and I really have to tinkly. So, I'll see you later kids. Wert.
she just turned 15. She has a little thing for tinkerbell, and she likes skull tattoos...so I combined them. I made her a little more brunette and a little more sexy...because tinkerbell is sexy...werd.
so i did a rendition of Red. With a warped right foot...and stuff...so there.
here's a new painting i did at art night last week...he's sick with the man udders. It's really sad actually.
and here's my new tat design...i wanted to kinda have a funkier version for meself but still keep it in the american traditional vein. I'm gunna talk with an artist this weekend and let him have a shot at it with color and whatnots...anyhoo...chaio.
the topic you ask? why it's "sorry"...of course. This is based on a true story that happened to a friend of mine...not me, no, really...so anyway, I was walking down the street, I mean, my friend was walking down the street, and this purple monster guy just pulled my arm right off. Anyway, my friend couldn't belive it...but the guy apologized and stuck it back on...so now my, I mean, his arm works just fine...you can't even tell it ever came off.
one of my favorite Chuck Jones characters. I always loved her design. As well as her animation. When she would disappear in a cloud of smoke and hairpins...Brilliant. This is my rendition of her. It's not nearly as good as the original, but I added boobies...pointy, old lady boobies. Whoot.
I like zombies...they're funny. Specially when they just wanna dance. I know the ground highlights are on the wrong side, but I drew the moon last and didn't think...sigh, I'm sorry okay? sheesh. Anyways I'll fix it up when I paints it this weekend...hopefully...fingers crossed.
this is Mr. Henderson's drunken brother...Dave Henderson.
this little guy is Mr. Henderson. He's a Nipplionian. Well, he's half Nipplionion. He's also half German. But he got most of the Nipplionian genes. Karin came up with this brilliant idea of having a character just be a man udder. So, Mr. Henderson was born.
This was done in Art Rage 2...a nifty little cheap ass painting program. I did it for Illustration Friday, cuz Karin wanted me to. And I usually do what she says, cuz she'll punch you if you don't. Anway...uh..yeah.
okay...so here's a painting that I did, and I know the background is "inspired" by Scott C. (read: ripped off), tho not as expertly done...and that the background is too bright for the guy, so he sorta blends in...I know these things. But I haven't painted for like 12 years. And I'm not that great with color. Or colour as those crazy Canadians say. I've mostly used pencil for the past lifetime. Anyhoo, I'm wanting to do a series of paintings, with man udders in various places and stuff...this is the first attempt at the first one. I'll try white washing the background or something, maybe I'll just start over...anyhoo...here's you go. Enjoy.
Your friendly neighborhood shirtless fat guy. I'm gunna paint him up in acrylic and stuff...I really want to get back into painting. I miss it....dearly...
